Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears...

HOLY FUCK GUESS WHO IS BACK!

2007-02-11T19:35:26Z

Neil is.

hazte @ 2006-01-08T22:20:00

2006-01-09T03:20:15Z

fresh on the single scene.

hazte @ 2005-11-29T17:28:00

2005-11-29T22:29:20Z

Oh shyt, i still have a livejournal?

IM FUCKING STUPID

2005-10-27T02:16:19Z

NEIL: OMG
ERICA: wha?
NEIL: OMG
ERICA: .... WHA?!?!?!
NEIL: OMG...
ERICA: TELL ME!!! STOP THE SUSPENCE!!!
NEIL: ok.. um
NEIL: wow..
NEIL: OMG
NEIL: im so fucking stupid...
NEIL: and im am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo LUCKY
ERICA: ???
ERICA: wha happened?
NEIL: ok
ERICA: cops?
ERICA: wutcha do?
NEIL: so you know when you said dont get into a car accident and dont get tickets and dont speed... haha erica i love you, you can always read my mind...
NEIL: ok
NEIL: so im coming home
NEIL: on mamaroneck avenue
NEIL: and as the loser i am
ERICA: oh goodness
NEIL: i like to put the music high and sing along
NEIL: so i did
ERICA: haha ok
NEIL: so i got lost in the music
NEIL: and i went.... 80 mphs
NEIL: on a 40mph limit
ERICA: ...-_-
NEIL: and theres cops everywhere
NEIL: but they turn their lights off
NEIL: so i im singing and im going "KILLING LONELINESS WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOO!! OOOOOOOO"
NEIL: and i catch the reflective markers on the cop cars off the sirens and the cop cars side
NEIL: and i was like... FUCK!!!!!!!!
NEIL: lights turn on
NEIL: the cop car starts
NEIL: and it turns
ERICA: ...
NEIL: and im liek OMG!!!!!!!! HOLYYY SHYTTT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
NEIL: so i slow down to 40 mph
ERICA: kk
NEIL: and the cop car is following
NEIL: and out of nowhere.. this car wizzes past by me
NEIL: and im like... woah... what huh!?!? SHYTT!! IMM GOONNNA GET A TICKET!! FUCKK IM SOO STUPIDDD!!!
NEIL: and the cop car gets closer and closer... and somehow... it passes me....
NEIL: so the cop car is ahead of me, and it pulls to the side, and i pull over to the side behind him too, cuz i seriously thought it was me
ERICA: kk
NEIL: meanwhile, the car that was actually pulled over is ahead of the cop car
NEIL: so the cop gets out
NEIL: and walks.... TO THE OTHER CAR... so i was like.. omg.. it wasnt me... how can this be possible...
NEIL: so pulling out from the side.. and the second i pass by.. i notice the car... LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY SILVER ALTIMA!!!!!!!!
NEIL: and then im a few feet ahead
NEIL: and the cop quickly turns his head
NEIL: and goes back into his car
NEIL: and by this time
NEIL: i was already a second away from getting onto interstate 95
ERICA: ... do u kno how frekin stoopid u r???
NEIL: and i was like... FOOOOOOKKK!!!!! And i gunned it....
ERICA: ... -_-
ERICA: ur so bad man
NEIL: i was tooo paranoid... erica... i had like... like if you had a stroke again... but times a million, thats how i felt
ERICA: wow... so u'd get more worried ova a ticket then me havin another storke? wow, I feel special...
NEIL: hahah well you kow what i mean
NEIL: tomorrow
NEIL: erica
NEIL: smack me
NEIL: as hard as you can
ERICA: I will, oh I will
NEIL: please.. just like... ill give you a metal pipe
ERICA: no, thas a lil 2 much, u'll have brain damage
NEIL: .........
NEIL: im sooo stupid
ERICA: yea u really r
NEIL: omg...
NEIL: i ... wow... i cant..
NEIL: wow...
NEIL: i just...
NEIL: im gonan go hit myself
NEIL: brb
ERICA: ...
ERICA: GOOD, u should

hazte @ 2005-10-22T21:29:00

2005-10-23T01:32:02Z

Sometimes i get jumpy counting.... $4,678.... $4,690,... FUCK... $5,109.. wait.. yeh, $5,340.

And I complain about working...

Life is great. Im rich.

You make me giggle.

2005-10-02T18:12:31Z

Hahahaha. You know its funny. You can bombard me with all those comments as much as you want but im not gonna bring myself into the drama. I mean it is Livejournal right? where all you kids can post your fucking problems. But to fucking PMS all over me over some stupid commment that you take soooo seriously?... please, i dont associate with that crap anymore. Fucking grow up. I know. You think im an asshole, im a jerk, im a dick... and you know, your right, i am one of those, half of those, all of the above. Thats who i am, and people change, right? Exactly. Nick, fuck you, over a reply you start menstrating all over me, dont waste your fucking time, go cry somewhere fucking else. Jessica, you finally hate me, i can tell. Good. Keep it like that. It'll make it alot easier inorder for us to forget about eachother if thats what you want. Its my last year here in fuckin' new ro. Im not gonna waste it on all the bullshyt you people give me. And honestly, i could care less, children. Soon ill be gone, you dont have to worry about me anymore as if you did anyway. I know my priorities, know yours. People will make sacrafices, and so will I, even if it means friendship, yet, i question if there even was one in the beggining. Ha. Believe me.

It's easy as throwing trash.

On a more Relevent note.

Im fucking hungry. Who wants Chicken Joes?

Kill yourselves already.

hazte @ 2005-09-29T19:26:00

2005-09-29T23:26:20Z

Yeh, go slit your wrists, thanks.

hazte @ 2005-09-28T16:03:00

2005-09-28T20:03:37Z

I fucking love her... i fucking love her soo much...

Look what Santa gave me... but its a bit early though...

2005-09-27T02:53:57Z

Wooaahhhh

I didnt even know they were still doing this but, i got it anyway, and its been what... 3 months since ive thought about it. I never thought id get it too.

Yeh its that rare ass NIN Collected DVD of all thier music videos and promos and stuff. I signed up months ago.. didnt know they still sent it out.. or that id ever get it.

Im a Happy Camper.

The Chicken Joes Quest To Defeat The Evil Power Of Humbaba... and Chyllin with Erica.

2005-09-24T20:36:43Z

Woah update time bitches and hoes.

Saturday - Saturday was mad fun cuz it was a one day and i get out at 12:45 or something on that day from school. A bunch of classes were canceled and shyt and my first period was so me, doug, sushant, and john chylled in the library after walking for 20 mins debating whether we should chyll at dunkin donuts and if we should take Sushants CL or my Alti. After that i just chylled with people around school and shyt and it went by so fucking fast. Joel's last class was canceled so we bounced at 12 something and we were mad fucking hungry so we went to chicken joes. We got there and you know how we're not allowed to go off campus and shyt, well there were like 2 security gaurds there at fucking chicken joes and they were like "I wont tell if you wont". The fuckin menu was insane, so i got whatever and joel got whatever and it was basically a celebration, so i was like, dude we gotta find a fucking nice chyll spot and eat this chicken in peace. So we drove around for like.. half an hour without touching the food til we found a nice lake with a bench. We found one but the lake was grimey, so we just ended up parking on the side and ate next to a rich ass house in Jewville. We listened to Karmacy, my favorite song by them is "Neil" and we ate our chicken and talked about shyt. It was fucking delicious, that Chicken Joes. I had some sandwich, joel had some chicken nugget doo doo shyt, but it looked good. After eating it all we got maddddd tired, and then suddenly, we got really really really really really really really really really really really HAPPY. So we drove around for another half hour trying to get out of jewville and we ended up parking at the track circle and venturing to the goddamn Nature Study Woods. With all seriousness, i think they put straight up cocaine in our chicken joes chicken man. Me and joel were fucking STONED in the woods (We really werent). We were fucking running all over the place, yelling and screaming talking about Humbaba (Means monster in the greek myth/legend Gilgamesh, this fucking book we're reading) fucking yelling at eachother to watch out for quick sand and evil squirrels and shyt and we just fucking lost our minds for 2 hours (20 mins, but it felt like 2 hours) We were all sweaty and tired and shyt but we were still fuckin hyper as hell. Then we got out and we were all depressed. I had to take the biggest dump cuz of the chicken joes man, but i thought if i dropped a deuce id lose the power of chicken joes. The End.

After that shyt, Me, Ben, Virna and my girl drove to bens house and chylled. Erica lost a bet so she had to wear a skirt and i had to take pictures and shyt for visual evidence.. and GODDDAMMMMNNNNN... Erica look good... look reeeaallll good... wooooo hot!...... oh yeh and um, we just chylled there for a while and tried teaching erica guitar. Then I drove erica home, i went home, i picked her up 5 mins later so we could chyll at New Roc with Pam, Kerlyn and Michelle cuz it was Kerls last night here in new york before she goes to Georgia (I think she left JUST now). We went to see Corpse Bride and Michelle threw something at erica and i got pissed and ahhh!!! DIE MICHELLE!!! Corpse Bride was good. Im gonna miss her. After that, erica kept braggin about how she'll kick my ass in Air Hockey, PSH. 14 - 6 Bitches!! You know how i do. And we just drove around for a few hours. We got ice cream from baskin robbins and the fucking dude took sooo long to make my blueberry swirl sherbet-oma-bob. We chylled and ate in my car with the seats downa and talked about stuff, it was really cool... made out.. wooo hoo and yeh um... OH YEH! Then we drove to Guitar Center cuz i wanted to teach Erica some more guitar. Then i TRIED singin for her and yeh it was mad fun. Then i drove her home and slept. Today, i woke up at 4 and went somewhere with her, then we went to a Heart Association 3 mile walk. She had to do a speech there about how she had a stroke freshman year and her open heart surgery and stuff, really emotional, haha and she forgot her lines while she was holdin her paper.. but ahh it was great, i love her. Then we walked the 3 mile thing, tried to get her to run, but it didnt work out so we just walked listening to Underoath on my ipod, then we had some ghetto Subway sandwich and got drunk off Sobe drinks cuz i dunno.. everyone was obsessed. We drove home and listened to Stephen lynch and um ...Damn, i chylled with erica like crazy in two weeks man, good times, good times. Then um, we just chylled at her house afterwards and played guitar for her for like an hour and i drove home and slept and shyt and now im up and im fucking tired and i miss her. The End.

Im really fuckin' depressed. I need some fucking chicken joes.
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hazte @ 2005-09-21T17:41:00

2005-09-21T21:42:34Z

I drive like a motherfuckin' Maniac.....

I Almost hit some old woman today. Sorry.. i couldnt help it... She had 1000 POINTS blinking green ontop of her!

hazte @ 2005-09-19T20:52:00

2005-09-20T01:40:28Z

Heh.. i had a shytload of fucking words for you. But why stoop down to your level. Funny how you still talk shyt. havent you learned a thing?
Ive forgotten all about you. your out of my life now.

And it makes me happy.

Thank your friends, or atleast you think theyre your friends, for saving you from my words. But like i said before. Im not like you.

I hate you.

Words i should have said at the times when i meant it the most.

Worthless.
Pathetic.
You make no one happy.

Neil is gangsta

2005-09-17T16:19:09Z

I love myself... seriously.

So for the fans of Final Fantasy.. who remembers Advent Children and those damn trailers.. well i got the movie and ive seen Advent Children and i pretty much creamed myself. Heres some screenshot.

Sweet.

** Oh ill be selling my custom made DVD of it too also. $4.99 bitches.

hazte @ 2005-09-14T16:23:00

2005-09-14T20:28:03Z

Seriously if you kids want a ride... its 5 bucks a week... that was a freebie today joel and renique... but yeh, 5 bucks a week... and if you live too far away, its 2 or 3 bucks... if i feel tooo far away.. fuck you, walk your ass.

Another great day in the life of Neil

2005-09-13T20:59:57Z

YES!

Neil can officially drive.
Neil has his drivers licence.
Neil is happy.
Neil is in love.
Neil got IO.
Neil got Optimum Online.
Neil is having a great life.
Neil got his clothes he ordered weeks ago.
Neil has almost enough money for ericas sweet sixteen gift (Very Expensive).
Neil is stuffed with food.
Neil ordered 2 pizzas with sausage and pepperoni toppings.
Neil is celebrating.
Neil is awesome.
Life is awesome and you are not.

The End.

hazte @ 2005-09-11T20:07:00

2005-09-12T00:08:25Z

Paying for gas is a bitch.

Paying for gas in New rochelle is gay.

Paying for gas in Connecticut sucks.

Paying for gas in Jersey is a whore.

hazte @ 2005-09-09T20:29:00

2005-09-10T00:29:59Z

Holy motherfucking shyt does Coheed and Cambrias new album fucking make me cream myself.

WOOOO HOO!!!!

2005-09-08T20:32:21Z

Damn... my girl got me the best shyt ever. She got me a monkey, polveron, some bowl kidney shaped thing from batangas, arm bracelets from Manil and gummy Bears.. I love her to death. And i love Gerbil for making me the best fucking birthday card on earth and nathalie too for her input. Nathalie its NeIl, not NeEl... ok thanks. Love you all.

Oh.. AND I GOT THE BEST FUCKING SCHEDULE OUT OF ALL SENIORS!

AM - Pave 3- McCaul - (YESS)
1nd - Politcal Issues Through Film (1st/2nd MP)- Gunther (Eh...)
1nd - Economics (3rd/4th> - GURNDOG!
2nd - Heatlth - Anderson (Heard hes a dick... BUT I GOT IT WITH ERICA! and on 1 days FREE!!)
3rd - Sculpture 2 - SCHOMBER!!! YESS I DONT HAVE SEABOLT AND HIS SUSPENDERSS!!! ANOTHER CLASS WITH ERICA!)
4A - Calculus Ap AB - Morris!!! We're gonna get raped..
5A - Myth/Legend - Dont have Film As A Narrative anymore.. But i dont have to do the summer assignment
LUNCH 3 WITH ERICA!!!
6B - SAFET AND SURVIVAL WITH VIOLA!!!! I LOVE HER!!! YESSS and on one days I leave at 1:30 Something!!!
NO 7TH PERIOD LEAVE AT 2:07!!!!!!!!!!! WOOO

I seriously got the best schedule out there... I dont have to take a science, i have 3 periods with my love I have 2 Frees and everything is fucking great.. This yrs Birthday was fucking amazing!! I love you erica!!

hazte @ 2005-09-08T04:28:00

2005-09-08T08:28:51Z

Happy Birthday Me.

Are you 1
Are you 2
::Slap::
Shut up bitch!
Im 17.

hazte @ 2005-09-07T20:04:00

2005-09-08T00:11:50Z

Funniest shyt happened today...

Ok my aunt came from... i dunno, she came to visit, and my folks were like, oh we have to go to this college thing to see about what courses they have and shyt so i was like yeh cool i guess, im bored.. so we go to some nice ass restaurant in connecticut and they were like HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

"Um... tomorrows my birthday, not today."

SO MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW. GIVE ME PRESENTS!!!
cuz unlike last yr, i didnt get shyt but school supplies. Not even shyt from the ones i know best, the ones i care for and the one i loved... and i bought you bastards a gift!!

So um.. if you want, get me something, i dont care how crappy it is, as long as its not a pencil or any shape and/or form of school supplies, or a balloons that say "Happy Mothers Day". Maybe even a "Happy Birthday Neil" will make this asian happy.

I doubt ill get anything this year anyway..
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SCHEDULE

2005-09-07T17:15:36Z

seriously... NRHS counselors are fucking retarded... especially Dimiranda... kill yourself, yeh thankssss

AM - Pave 3 - McCaul
01 - Political Issues Through Film (1/2 semester)- Gunther
01 - Economics (3/4) - Gurney (YESS!!)
02 - STUDIO ART AP!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!!? - Seabolt and his fucking Suspenders - Changing this shyt to Sculpture AP
03 - AP Calculus AB - Ackerman (YES BITCHES!)
4A - Film As A Narrative - Bausili (I thought stirpe was gonna do it...)
5A - Health - Anderson
LUNCH 3
6B - SAFETY SURVIVAL DEFENSIVE DRIVING!! - Salottolowhatkindoffuckingnameisthat (YESS)

Drop it like its hot.

2005-09-06T18:09:46Z

1. Fuck this STD infested Prostitute named Martha.
2. have sex with others and spread her diseases.

1.~How did you meet i_t0uch_myself? Bus in ALMS, Through friends in NRHS
2.~What would you do if you had never met uncertainly? Ask "Who the fuck are you.. wait i know who you are!"
3.~What do you honestly think of enemy_within_? He loves the cock.
4.~Would or did llamas_care and carajomierda go out? Yeh they masturbate. (same person)
5.~Have you ever liked mmm___chocolate? Of course.
6.~If ____orangejuice died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? 3 dollars that she owes me.
7.~Would chunkyman and lil_misz_kat make a good couple? Sure, lesbians are a plus.
8.~Describe a_casualty_of_u in 3 words: Awesome, Delicious, colorful
9.~Do you think malayalam_mc is hot? Joel tickles my fancy often.
10.~Would ____orangejuice and fancymehard make a lovely couple? See Number 7.
11.~What do you think of when you see carajomierda? Sometimes i cant see her, shes too short.
12.~Tell me something humiliating about lil_misz_kat: Drunken Phone Call.
13.~Do you know any of trojan_natt's family members? Nope.
14.~What's enemy_within_'s favorite color? salmon.
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is walking_zer0? 10! Love you Cam Cam!
16.~What would you do if urubambagrl just professed their undying love for you? We'd have a very Jewish Wedding.
17.~What language does llamas_care speak? Mexicanese.
18.~Who is _sex_magik going out with? Dont care.
19.~Is toxicinhalation a boy or a girl? Gal.
20.~Would gabbyflab and urubambagrl make a good couple? See Number 10.
21.~Who do you think xxmarlenefxx would be great with from this list? Carajomeirda.
22.~When was the last time you talked to malayalam_mc? Last night in my bed.
23.~What is mmm___chocolate's favorite band? Some spanish band.
24.~Does chunkyman have any siblings? I dont know.
25.~Would you ever date trojan_natt? If i wasnt already taken.
26.~Would you ever date a_casualty_of_u? If I wasnt already Taken.
27.~Is xxmarlenefxx single? I Think so.
28.~What is enemy_within_'s last name? Newgent.
29.~What is gabbyflab's middle name? Big nose.
30~What is enemy_within_'s fantasy? Sex with me while sitting in the shower full of chocolate and short people of mexican decent.
31.~Where does toxicinhalation live? New Rochelle.
32.~Would you make out with i_t0uch_myself? If she'd stop touching herself.
33.~Are uncertainly and trojan_natt best friends? yes?
34.~Does a_casualty_of_u like enemy_within_? Dont think they know eachother
35.~How did you meet gabbyflab? She poked me in the eye with her nose.
36.~Is malayalam_mc older than you? Yeh.. right Joel?
37.~Is fancymehard the sexiest person alive? YES MARIE YOU ARE SOO GODDAMN SEXY! (Ejaculates)

hazte @ 2005-09-03T18:08:00

2005-09-03T22:10:04Z

Name: Neil Paul Allan Lambon Albito
DOB: September 8, 1988

I want a pony this year.

hazte @ 2005-09-02T22:09:00

2005-09-03T02:11:16Z

I Win Julia.

hazte @ 2005-09-02T17:07:00

2005-09-02T21:07:41Z

how is it that you bastards got your schedules but i didnt.